A realy Good Texture Pack giving classic ninja feel.
There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a terrible fright. To find out his dream had come true! ...
Our school trip was a special occasion. But we never reacher our destination. Instead of the zoo. I was locked in the loo. of the toilet at the service station! ...
An elderly man called Keith. Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair. He'd forgot they were there. Sat down, and was bitten beneath! ...
When I'm old and mankey. I'll never use a hanky. I'll wee on plants. and soil my pants! ...
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight? Why, because there's not a single cat in sight! ...